Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Not Me, My Ex-Girlfiends Best Friend...Woke up late for work on an extreme comedown from a heavy weekend, he called up and all he said was "i got cancer", he went into work the next day hoping everything would have been forgotten and by this time his boss had realised that he was lying and sacked him!
On a lighter note i was late for college everyday for 6months, everyday my excuse was the same that i couldnt sleep on a night till it got to about 5am-ish then slept through my alarm, but this was all true and no bugger believed me!
Lenght=i dnt really care as this is my first post!
FIRST POST! w00t! ^_^
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:19, Reply)
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