Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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arrgh!my colleague, who we shall call Ransome, for it is is his name, is always late for things or comming back from lunch, his excuse.................. "i got the wrong bus", he has worked here for 5 months, well i say worked, been paid for being a lazy shirking glory stelaing, talks down to me even though i have taught him all he keeps cliaming to have forgotten even though he admitted to another colleage that he only asks me questions because he cant be bothered to find the right file.............breathe!!!!!
the 58 goes nowhere near work, it never has, and claiming he diddnt know whilst not very convinvcingly hiding his fucking nandos boxes in the bin is no fucking excuse!!!!!
my excuses, i have had many in other jobs the best one was in a well known off licence chain that rhymes with margin mooze when i woke up after an LSD nightmare and told my boss "i cant come in to work, i cant even leave the house, im freaking out on acid" and put the phone down.
QOTW? i dunno, but the rant was needed!
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:38, Reply)
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