Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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I never make excuses as I don't like to lie...... but upon arriving late to a lesson in college the teacher said "Pigeon, you're late!" to which I retorted "actually I realised I'd be late about half an hour before you did, so I think I'm keeping better timing than you are."
He laughed because he's cool. :) I miss that teacher... don't miss being at college though. Uni is so much better.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 2:18, Reply)
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