Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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I just can't (be bothered to) lieI really loathe my job right now and glad to be leaving in a few weeks time...I used to be in at least 45 minutes early, but now I struggle, more so since meeting slimtallgoth :D
One of the supervisors I work with likes to think she's my boss (yeah, cheers) and occasionally forgets herself and tries to tell me what to do...I am only so rude because I hate the place and have been very done over by them (promise not to turn this into a rant)
The only time she ever tried to haul me up for being my bad time keeping, she looked pointedly at the clock, and said 'you're late!'
'I know' I agreed, as I started up my pc.
I mean, what's the point in me making up an excuse? Tempted to tell her the truth - was up all night with slimtallgoth watching Swedish Chef (muppet show) on youtube/playing naughty game with butterscotch and strawberries/having too much cider and talking (shite) till the sun came up/being bad tempered and sulky cos had to go to work the next day and finding any excuse not to go to bed yet.....this all to the Barbie wannabe who gets home (to parents house) watches her recording of Jeremy Kyle in her pyjamas, then the soaps, then goes to bed at 9...
O I did try not to rant! Apologies!
Yes I do have the mental age of 14...
Yes she really does record Jeremy Kyle during the day to watch when she gets home...
No I am not a typical accountant...
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curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:28,
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