Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Late?I'm surprised no-one has posted a message about how they were late because they were having lousy sex with their neighbour-from-hell's pet dog in the back of an ice cream van with its chimes going because it had run out of ice cream, and that they got no thanks for it as somebody overheard them, looked in the window and saw the most horrific thing ever. Then told them "We have to talk", and that's when it was all over.
With of course the statutory length gag at the end.
Haven't seen such a post yet.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46,
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