Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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My friend kris was 2 hours late for colegeit was project day and fucking important, we were all waiting for him until he finally arrived to explain that the reason he was late was because he had been sitting waiting for the train at chatham station and had notied they'd spruced it all up a bit (shithole that it is)
all of a sudden Tony Blair had come and sat down next to him and they had chatted for an hour about kris's life and what it was like to be prime minister, he let four trains go by because he was enjoying himself so much
it was an official visit you see
at least that was what he said, to this day I don't know if it was true or not but it got us extra time on the project as the tutors believed him
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40,
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