Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Ner-ni-ner-ni-ner-ness......{whine whine} QOTW {whine whine} Thursday {whine whine} Next one {whine whine whine fucking whine}
Fuck's sake - do something else then and come back tomorrow.
Believe it or not, I'm in a pretty good mood today so I'm mystified as to where this rant came from. Still, I think it needed to be said.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:58, Reply)
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