Strangely enough
when I wake up early in the morning, whether it's because my bladder is full of boiling piss or because I've been up all night grinding my teeth to come up with "that perfect zing" - I tend to do some quiet activity, like browse websites, do some coding work or quietly watch TV so as not to disturb the other members of the household.
I see it as being considerate but since you put it like that then yes I must be really pathetic because all I wanted to do was come and mash some reply to someone here!

Having done many, many jobs that involve early starts I tend to find that I'm naturally an early riser. Don't know if that relevant to your masterful zing or not. It's 0450 atm btw.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 21:51, 1 reply)

christ shut up you feeble prick

(alright alright, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:53, closed)

top response, right here.
it's just on 0741 here btw.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:41, closed)