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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure
Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)
( , Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure
Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)
( , Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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Don't forget the OKCupid and pornobox.com(or whatever they're called) accounts.
The pornobox one is funniest. He's trying to claim he's only 40 in that one.
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The pornobox one is funniest. He's trying to claim he's only 40 in that one.
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Ladies are usually a bit "tender" about their age.
I'm 40. I was born in 1972. I'm not too tender about my age at all.
I'm pretty sure that there are more b3tans around my age than any other.
I don't really understand why you think this is a way to try and 'attack' me.
I know how old I am AB, I'm not as old as you seem to think I am and trying to make me upset about that really doesn't work.
If I was much older I'm sure I'd look at your attempts to goad me as nothing more than ageism. I guess that's not too much different to people having a go at your wife's build as a way to attack you.
AB, I'm 40 years old. I have accounts open all over the internet, some I use regularly and some I just setup to do 1 transaction - interesting that you went looking for the porn ones. Says more about you than me I think. It's not a big thing.
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I'm 40. I was born in 1972. I'm not too tender about my age at all.
I'm pretty sure that there are more b3tans around my age than any other.
I don't really understand why you think this is a way to try and 'attack' me.
I know how old I am AB, I'm not as old as you seem to think I am and trying to make me upset about that really doesn't work.
If I was much older I'm sure I'd look at your attempts to goad me as nothing more than ageism. I guess that's not too much different to people having a go at your wife's build as a way to attack you.
AB, I'm 40 years old. I have accounts open all over the internet, some I use regularly and some I just setup to do 1 transaction - interesting that you went looking for the porn ones. Says more about you than me I think. It's not a big thing.
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That's right.
So I'm guessing this is the "if we can't make you feel bad about being old we'll make you feel bad by supposedly looking older than you are" gambit.
It's going well so far.
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So I'm guessing this is the "if we can't make you feel bad about being old we'll make you feel bad by supposedly looking older than you are" gambit.
It's going well so far.
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I'm not trying to make you feel bad, I shouldn't have to. You should already feel bad.
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Being a chinless misery who spends 18 hours a day crying into a warm can of fosters takes its toll.
On the plus side he's only got another five years before his suet-clad broken heart explodes and he can fall back into mummy's apron.
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On the plus side he's only got another five years before his suet-clad broken heart explodes and he can fall back into mummy's apron.
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He's got five hundred close Facebook friends.
And only four hundred and ninety are Russian bride spambots.
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And only four hundred and ninety are Russian bride spambots.
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