Dear guy that ran me over
You got me 3 weeks off of work

Thank you
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:19, 5 replies)

No worries
Next time I'll reverse back over you afterwards and you can have the whole year off.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:20, closed)

I was only joking, I was not happy
But now it was you the police should be tracking you down as we speak
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:23, closed)

They want some time off work as well then do they?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:50, closed)

Of course
They'll get paid leave and a huge compensation package for being injured at work. Then probably rape a prostitute and say she was asking for it
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:53, closed)

What will the compensation package contain though?
If it's just a basket containing various cheeses and a few bottles of wine I'd be inclined to say it wouldn't be worth it. Although I must say I do like cheese and wine.


And to be fair she probably would be asking for it.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:58, closed)