Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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If I had been the 13th apostleDear Jesus,
Look, all that son of god stuff was funny at the time, but have you really thought it through? You're a good bloke and you mean well, but pissing everyone off like this will end in tears, take it from me. It's all well and good having a bit of a larf now and then, you're great fun wot with all the party tricks and all but some folks are beginning to get seriously pissed off.
Take it from me and a few others, the Romans do more than just slap a few wrists when they feel their authority is being undermined. Like, you hit the nail on the head when you said that stuff about 'render unto Caesar', but me and a few others thought that was a wee bit close to the bone.
And please don't make the temple guys cross, which I know you do on purpose. You know what they're like on scripture stuff, yet you goad them with all that new age talk. Just let it go, there's a good lad.
We're going fishing market day, boat's all ready. Can you look after the food and stuff? Cheers.
pgfcello
p.s. mary mag says hi
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)
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