Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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I really hopethat somewhere, somewhen, there exists employment legislation on how to deal with an aroused employee.
16.1 The employee is aroused.
16.1.1 The aroused employee is female. No action necessary; air freshener and upholstery cleaner as appropriate.
16.1.2 The aroused employee is male. Compassionate leave may be granted until such time as a diamond could no longer be cut on the engorged member, or the employee has managed to relieve a pressing bladder without micturating all over the washroom facilities.
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