Here we go.
To my Ex-boyfriend

Dear W

Leaving you was the best decision that I ever made. Yes, you are indeed a fantastic person but our relationship ended up in a passionless mess, for this I am profoundly sorry.

I hope that you have found someone as lovely as you are. You deserved for me to be more than another female relative. You deserved for me to be a lover to you.

Nobody since you or before you in my adult life has changed me so much. There will always be a part of you that I carry with me.


To my ex-husband

Dear M,

You are an excuse for a human being, every second that you exist you pollute the human race with your existance.

I was so happy when I left you that I fucked everyone I could. Sex with you was damaging, life with you has left me with so many emotional scars that a therapist would love to get their hands on me.

If I could only see you just one last time, I would love to make you hurt just a fraction of the amount that you hurt me.


To Every Man I have Dated Called Richard.

You fuckinhg two timing bastard.
(lympicita_ie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:48, 4 replies)

Dicks fuck pussies
/South Park
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:52, closed)

team America, Fuck yeah!
(LarksaLordy, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:09, closed)

to the first bit
I was a W. I wish exactly the same for her... I still love her with all of my heart but am big and stupid enough to realise that there is no way forward, together, in such a situation.

Right now, I'm not in any position to allow anyone in and I don;t think I will be for a year or so yet. But when I do let the fences drop, god help every single female I meet... there will be passion, sin and a multitude of ravishings not seen since the last days of Rome. And there will be pillowfights, Indeed there shall!

Thanks for your letter, I feel warm and fuzzy :0)
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:58, closed)

Dear hengushrh
If you would like I can come round and give you a little platonic cuddle.
(lympicita_ie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:05, closed)