Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Me,You are a tit when you are drunk. You push your own boundaries in crass stupidity further and further when you get the taste for alcohol. You are often found talking when you should be listening. In the morning, you always wish you had a time machine so you can erase your past hours.
Generally, alcholol makes you look and feel like a cunt. I would adivise you to print this and keep it where you can see it, but I know you won't.
See you around.
Me.
P.s. Love you, you big wanker.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 9:55,
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I need this tooHowever alcohol has written a stern reply saying
"aaarg drink me! you love me and you know it, fuck tomorrow. DRINK NOW!"
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If I wrote a letter to myselfI probably wouldn't even read it.
Your name reminds me I must do a BOSIET course in the next month.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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