Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear CouriersDepsite the recession, most people still have jobs. The vast majority of these people are not sitting around at home from 7am to 7pm with their cocks in their hands waiting for you to turn up.
You WILL be sorry I wasn't home, you bastards.
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SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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They should all do this.I ordered a product online. They gave me a choice of delivery slots (days) - I then got a text message confirming the time to within a four-hour window (8am - noon). At around 8am I got a telephone call from the delivery driver confirming it would arrive between 9am and 11am, and around 9.30 it arrived.
Some other couriers seem to like ringing the bell and then legging it before I can even get to the door. I might invest in a one-way garden gate that lets them in but won't let them out again unless I press a hidden switch, only after I've got my package.
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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 10:27,
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That'd get the bastards......but each day when you returned from work you'd find an angry mob of postmen, leaflet distributors, Jehovah's Witnesses & Canvassers baying for your blood after a long hungry day of milling about and pissing through your letterbox
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:05, closed)
god damned mother fuckers never deliver to my address and always leave stupid cards so I have to go to their depot to pick up my bloody parcel.
cunts!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, closed)
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