Dear David Milliband,

I can't describe how you make me feel. We've got so much in common with each other. Just because I'm an older woman doesn't mean I don't have fantasies about you taking me on a United Nations desk, while you whisper about climate change and saving the world in my ear. In fact all it means is that I've got experience that will send you floating on a tide of ectascy that only a Labour win in June could equal. I'd let you do what you want to me, and who cares about my husband? He hasn't been up to it in years. That picture of you with the banana meant I had to spend an hour in my office with a locked door, wishing that Obama would stop phoning and suggesting a joint press conference. See my devotion?`

Yours with love

Hillary Clinton
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:14, 2 replies)

you want him to save
the world in your ear?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:17, closed)

well
not me personally. But I bet Hilary would
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 11:32, closed)