Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Winona Ryder,Please stop aging immediately.
If you promise me this, I promise I will marry you and never be unfaithful.
With love,
A Vagabond.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:14,
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ClickI love the sentiment in this... You are obviously an old romantic... Up until the point she gets all saggy and wrinkly, at least...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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I think it was Mae West who said"Deep down I'm very shallow."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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Fair plays thoughKY jelly costs a fucking fortune and who wants to rub their piece up a vag as dry as the fucking Sahara???
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SpankyHanky, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:35,
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