I don't know the guy personally
But a gentleman somewhere in the University has taken a few too many spliffs to the brain and has made it his mission to wage war on the E.U, which he compares to the Nazi party of Germanic fame, and he claims shares their fascist ideology.

His cogent arguments appeared at first on toilet walls with the biting "EU = [swastika]", but rapidly (d)evolved into what can only be described as a toilet essay in every sense on how the European Union IS the new Nazi Germany/Soviet Union rolled into one. His arguments run thusly (as far as I can tell - frankly they read like the ramblings of a Daily Mail writer's infant son at the pinnacle of a three day drugs and incoherence binge):

1. The U.S.S.R had a ten year economic plan. So does the E.U. (apparently)

2. The Soviet Union tried to get a bunch of countries to unite. This is the E.U's goal also.

3. The E.U wants to bin Christianity to make way for Muslims "with their funny hats" - a well-known fascist goal.

4. Something about Spain being bad.

and the crowning dog turd on the heap

5. The Nazis implemented anti-smoking policy. The E.U also wants to do something similar, therefore the E.U and the National Socialist movement are one and the same.

This final point was so strongly felt that he printed out several sheets of paper detailing it and put them up on lamp posts around where I live. There must have been thirty in all, and within a day all were gone, torn down in a fury by every member of the public who had heard of reasoning and intelligence.

Tenuously connected to the QOTW, I know, but his lamp post letters were never read. At least not without being taken away and binned instantly.

Length? I have a sizeable penis.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:58, 3 replies)

I think he's got a fair point

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:08, closed)

I think he's a troll.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 6:10, closed)

Yeah, that was me. I don't know why you're criticising my final year European Politics dissertation so harshly; I thought it was very well written and cogently argued.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:55, closed)