Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear next-door-neighbourSorry that you caught me looking down your wife's blouse thru the kitchen window whilst she was gardening in the front garden.
I suppose it was a combination of a) her not having done up enough buttons and b) me being a typical man, who's wife is ill and has not put out for a few weeks.
Actually, next-door-neighbour, seeing as by definition of this QOTW, you will never read this so, fuck it, I think you wife has great tits...
...especially for a 71 year old.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:01, Reply)
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