Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Jim'll Fix ItWhen I was younger my mum sent you a letter asking you if I could ice skate with Robin Cousins.
I'm glad you didn't reply as I wasn't really interested in skating with him I just thought the medal was real gold and would be worth enough to buy a python or a spaceship.
Now obviously I know it was probably made of tin.
Thanks for saving me from national TV embarrassment, I've never skated and I would have been on my arse most of the time. Also, let's be honest, you'd have probably had a grope and scarred me for life.
Love, MMMH
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 18:32,
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