Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear hot surfer manwho invited me to his party at on Saturday night. I don't usually drink that much or go to bed with someone the first time I properly meet them, but you make me nervous and I drank more wine than is sensible because of it which in turn led to a pants-off situation.
I wish I had drank less because you quite probably will see me as a wee trollop (esp. cos I am 11 years younger than you) and will not call. You are just SUCH a hottie, I wish there was more in the spank bank to keep me going until the next fitty mcfitman comes along, but alas my brain is a haze and all I am left with is a tease of what happened, a broken dress and the knowledge that I snored very loudly in your bed.
One night stands are depressing and even worse when you wake up and realise what you really wanted was a little bit more. Damn all that fine wine!
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bland is bland, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 1:19,
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WowI was about to write something amounting to basically the same thing... apart from he wasn't a surfer. And we'd been on a first date.
And I feel like a class A prat.
And I wanted to tell him that I didn't want to sleep with him - without making it sound like I didn't want to sleep with him - so when I got drunk at the weekend I sent him a drunken text. And so now he thinks I'm a. Easy b. A drunkard and c. Demanding when I get drunk. And potentially a bit stalker-like.
Which I'm not - I just like him.
So I feel your pain.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:07, closed)
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