No title.
I could write many a letter but I won't. Most people in my life know how much or how little they mean to me. That's the way I am now. I learnt the lesson long ago not to leave things unsaid or unwritten. Life is too short and valuable for reticence and the stiff upper lip. I sometimes get in trouble for being too open but I don't give a shit. However, there is one letter........

Dear God,

Wake up and sort things out you lazy fuck!
With great power comes great responsibility and you are not cutting it.

Yours Hopefully,

Porky.

PS Gisasign?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:40, 5 replies)

No.
It's our free will.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:52, closed)

No it fucking isn't.
It's all His fault. He made us this way. He should MTFU and do his job properly.
We only got free will to cover His arse for basic design flaws.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:10, closed)

Look for a message somewhere, in big letters of fire, saying
"We apologise for the inconvenience"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:59, closed)

O r perhaps
"Normal Service will be Resumed Shortly."

I'd settle for "Porky, you cunt." to be honest.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:00, closed)

Normal service?
No such thing!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 16:31, closed)