You are so totally wrong as to be almost a religion in your own right.
Pork & Apple FTW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:39, 3 replies)

You, Sir, are a nonsense
Apples go with a pork chop but not in a sausage.

Sausages should go with mustard. And a fried egg.
( Dervel OTBC, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:14, closed)

Pork and Apple sausages are lovely.
Oh yes. I do like Pork and Leek too though.

I do like the *proper* quality sausages. Not your crappy hotdogs with your mashed up bits of anus and eyelids.

I have to say I'm a quality sausage enthusiast!

Erm...
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:35, closed)

sausages are like pizza
even when it's bad, its not that bad
(stoozin, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:18, closed)

Oh yes
Tesco Finest Pork & Bramley Apple sausages are the best I have ever tasted. If you haven't tried them yet.. go on!
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:01, closed)