Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear MaggieI ain't gonna work on your farm no more
Sincerely,
Bob
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:30, 1 reply)
Dear BobYour records are shit, you are even worse live and you are a grade-A helmet. The adulation heaped upon you by earnest simpletons from American universities in the early 60s, desperately seeking some kind of 'authenticity' but instead finding and falling for your tepid, whining 'protest songs', was entirely unwarranted given the benefit of hindsight and the ability to spot a musical 'emperor's new clothes'.
When I hear you sing I am reminded of nothing so much as a diseased gibbon straining for its final, agonised shit.
No offence, like.
M xxxxx
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:26,
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