Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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dear testiclesyou are NOT in charge. Stop fucking with me. i'm sorry about the cricket bat incident and the scars from the surgery. i'm sorry about the time i got mumps as an adult and lefty got to the size of a generously proportioned lemon. i'm sorry about the endless jostling on bike seats and for incessantly wanking like a captive chimp on meth between the ages of eleven and now. but i swear to god, one more fucking bad decision, one more unauthorised tail-chasing spree, one more instance of agreeing to a favour based on the breasticles of the person asking with no regard for my own hectic schedule, and i will fuckin lop you off with a pair of garden shears and have you cryogenically frozen until such time as i need offspring, so help me god.
as for that episode with the redhead on friday night where you got the schlong out of bed for no reason- totally unnaceptable. i'm watching you, fuckers.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:35, 1 reply)
Dont go too hard on them
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:46, closed)
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