conversely
dear people who get on a train with plenty of empty seats then stand in the fucking area between the doors because you're too agoraphobic or shy to sit next to a stranger:
Please stop looking hard done by or annoyed when i ask you to move so i can stand my bike in the ONLY FUCKING PLACE ON THE CUNTING TRAIN IT FITS. i don't do this to spite you, believe it or not i would LOVE to spend that twenty five minutes sitting in a nice comfy seat. however i can't because, as mentioned, i have a fucking BIKE with me, meaning i HAVE to stand in the doorway area. you, on the other hand, are just too fucking feeble and socially inadequate you feel unable to sit next to a stranger, presumably in case they speak to you and reveal your utter failure as a human. kindly sit the fuck down and get out of my way, or i shall gleefully cunt you in the fuck with a bicycle pedal, then drip rainwater on your shiny cunting shoes. and yes, i KNOW it's making a puddle. that's because i cycled five miles in the sodding rain to stand in this fucking doorway, i didn't just totter out of starbucks in my wingtip shoes shielding my copy of the daily fail from the rain with my nice umbrella. you shitfucks.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:43, 1 reply)

Alternatively
You could just ... y'know ... cycle home. Or is it just a little bit too far?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 14:56, closed)