I could cry
Explain how this hatred began? Is there some memory from your past to excuse you from such blasphemy? Did daddy use a herb garnish when he offered you his sausage with special sauce? Why, why do you hate such a beuatiful thing as a sausage with herbs in it? You aint one of them vege types are you? HOw can you deny the sausagey goodness of a lamb and mint sausage, or a lamb and rosemary, or a chicken and rosemary, or a pork and sage. Nah fuck it, you (like creationists and paedos) can't be helped - you're a freak and the stork that brought you should be shot for smuggling dope.
(stoozin, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)