Dear Parents of the Primary School Children I Saw Today
My only question is this.

What kind of shit, lazy human being lets their ten-year-old-daughter go to school with a full face of make-up?

It wasn't just one girl I saw today - it was a whole bunch, complete with foundation an inch thick, eyeshadow, and the kind of haggard smudged eyeliner sported by WKD-swilling slappers the nation over. These little girls already had the kind of cynical hard-faced look of women in their forties who work in betting shops, or trainee prostitutes. It made me feel sick and angry and sad all at once. (Then again, this was in FIfe, so this could have been for any number of reasons.)

Kids should be kids, for God's sake. They'll have to face that side of the world soon enough.

z'all.
(jennymnemonic, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:52, 4 replies)

I saw a little girl about 6 years old the other day wearing a t-shirt that said
"WARNING: This bitch bites."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)

If it was also in fife then it's probably there as a result of an injunction
After five people got rabies.

Fife is grim. I was in ASDA in Dunfermline the other day (by accident) and I felt like an extra in some sort of dawn of the dead remake.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:01, closed)

Full make up?
Dude, that shit takes time, don't be callin' no 'lazy' here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:58, closed)

Christ
I'm sure I read somewhere that you're originally from Preston. How could you have gone somewhere WORSE from there?
(berk, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:06, closed)