Dear Head of ****** School, Oxford
Your staff is by far the worst organised, most useless bunch of bitter old fuckheads I and my daughter have ever had the misfortune of dealing with.

Your inability to correctly enter my mobile phone number onto your database fifteen times in two years became a running joke in my family.

Your threatening to expel my daughter for something she hadn't done was a spectacular illustration of your ineptitude. I could understand it if there was confusion over who had done it. There wasn't. My daughter had to take it upon herself to go to the teacher who witnessed said incident and ask him to tell you what had happened because you hadn't bothered to gather a single piece of evidence before booking the expulsion meeting. I can't even begin to fathom what thought process was gone through to just randomly pluck a name from the air and blame her for it. You utter utter shit-for-brains.

The teacher who you had received dozens of complaints about, who unraveled in front of our eyes at a parents evening, had to hit a child in the face before she was disciplined in any way.

The head of the PTA took his own child out of your school.

You decided that my daughter should be placed into the bottom set for every single subject. We could never get a justification for this from you.

When we moved her to a different school, she was placed in the top set in all of her classes within the first term. She is taking AS level subjects during her GCSE years and she is happier (and healthier) than she ever was at your vile stinking cesspool.

I have nothing but contempt for you and 95% of the people who work for you. I hope you all die in a grease fire.
(Bliss/Full up to the brim, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:35, 9 replies)

Erm, why censor this?
Sounds like this should be the kind of thing people find when they google that school.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:46, closed)

Because, right.
It's one person's opinion, and therefore it's not fair comment.

(note to the original author - I'm not saying this isn't a true representation of events but) It could - could just be the bitter bullshit revenge post of someone who has something personal but not relevant against the school.

Frankly, leaving the schools name out makes me think it's more likely it's true.

Oh .. and if you gather important information on where you send you children to school by fucking googling, god help your kids. Actually, if you seriously gather information on anything important in you life by googling, well, good luck.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:16, closed)

Was it Wheatley Park?
???
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:52, closed)

:D
Nope. I'm A Wheatley Girl myself though.
(Bliss/Full up to the brim, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:55, closed)

"You decided that my daughter should be placed into the bottom set for every single subject. We could never get a justification for this from you. " Because no-one wants to tell you 'you're daughter is slightly less intelligent than her uniform'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:20, closed)

you're?
Also, see the next sentence.

Good try though.
(Bliss/Full up to the brim, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:25, closed)

Hah!
Nice try Mr. Badger :D
( Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:29, closed)

Pfffft.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:10, closed)

Why
oh, why are some schools like this?

I had similar tales from when I was at school. A fortnights detention for breaking some glass with a snowball. I was actually in France with my parents at the time of the glass breaking.

Despite excelling at English, I was moved DOWN a group, and a friend moved up, despite my grades being consistently higher than his throughout our entire school career.

When we moved, I was moved up to the top groups for English and Maths within one month of arriving.

Sometimes it seems teachers have their own agenda.
(dchurch bah, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:10, closed)