Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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"I'm a good team player, and can work well on my own using my initiative."I thrive under pressure, and enjoy meeting daily and planned challenges. I am adept at using most office software, and specialise in the Adobe Creative Suite ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:59,
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The implication is that I lied on my job application, got the job, and am still in it, thus having to continue to lie, and thus that's going on too long.It's, y'know - satire.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:11,
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Actually no. No.Thinking about it, I just did a brainfart onto the screen and left it there. I'm so sorry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:50,
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Your brain farts smell like heaven sent tulips
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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I like the ones thatlist 'Internet' as one of their IT skills.
Means I can bin their CV without troubling myself interviewing them.
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I don't think I've ever heard anything to beat the person who applied for the position of digital marketing assistantby fax
in 2011
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:05,
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