David Bowie
I met a girl in a bar, we got talking, she worked in a club frequented by many a very, very A-List Celeb & Rock Star, she was a bit older than me and would no doubt have been out of my league had she not been blind drunk and unable to figure that out. We swapped stories, and one of hers was about the nighht she fucked David Bowie. We spent that night together and hung out a bit the next day. Sobering up didn't much change her affection for me or vice versa and we ended up going out for about 6 months. It started to fall apart after the day she told me she hadn't really fucked Bowie. She'd fucked Gerald Harper, but no one knew who he was so she'd said David Bowie instead. I could get past the fact that she'd lied, I could get past the fact that I felt stupid for believing her. But I couldn't, under any circumstances, accept that she knew me at all if she for one second thought that I wouldn't fucking know who Gerald Harper was.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:24, 17 replies)

Who?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:29, closed)

David Bowie.
You know, that singer you love.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:30, closed)

Something about Holidays In Cambodia, dear?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:31, closed)

Wha?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:33, closed)

Nope. Sorry. no idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)

Come on Monty
We all KNOW that you slept with Bowie in the early 1980s.

I've seen the pictures.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:36, closed)

So,
you had sex with someone who had once had sex with someone else?
You slag, scarpe...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:34, closed)

Yes, because that is the exact point of the story
and not a weak joke about why we split up...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:35, closed)

I thought this was Sainsbury's!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)

Wha?
Are you drunk, man?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:39, closed)

I've just had to look up who Gerald Harper was.
Does this mean you won't have sex with me now?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)

Sex is fine, just don't expect me to stick around after,.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:40, closed)

That's OK.
I'll dig out my David Bowie mood music.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:42, closed)

Is that the guy from that spartan film?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:56, closed)

He did the animation in that Pink Floyd film

(McChinaman banned, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, closed)

You silly sod, you could have got a cracking Dam Busters joke in there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:27, closed)

Coupling
It wasn't Sarah Phwoar Alexander, was it? www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-132080/Sarah-leaves-Gerald-younger-model.html
(Classic Ray, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:20, closed)