Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I'd find that easier.I often have to stop myself mirroring the accent of whoever I'm talking to. I learned the hard way that people often think I'm taking the piss, when I'm not even fully aware I'm doing it.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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My Dad does this.He's not fully aware of it either, so I have to kick him discreetly under the table whenever we're in an Italian restaurant and he starts ordering by saying "I'm-a gonna have..." in an "It's-a me, Mario!" voice.
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.Yeti., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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A-Haaa!..Brilliant.
Should pay the bill in change, making the coin collecting noise as he drops shrapnel into the waiters hands.
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