Just give them some money
I've discovered that if you have someone in your life who really wants a loan, the quickest way to make them disappear forever is to give them one. They lie to themselves and say they want to pay you back, but they are confounded by their sheer inability to do so. Tangled by their good intentions, they manage the dissonance by vanishing.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 1:27, 3 replies)

After several years of increasingly annoying sponging requests for cigarettes up to 2 a.m.,
Worked like a charm on my next-door neighbor 2 months ago. Nice and peaceful now, to the point I've been congratulated by many of my own visitors.
( Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 0:02, closed)

It might be cheaper
to just break their knee caps. Gimpy down the lane doesn't bother us anymore.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 2:35, closed)

My sister complained about her inlaws borrowing 50 and disappearing for 6 months
I said she should have loaned them a hundred and been shot of them for a year.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:07, closed)