Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I'm a fat bastardSee it works on several levels - my mum and father weren't married when I was born, I'm about 20 kg. overweight (because I drink too much piss, eat so-so and apart from work don't exercise) and I can be a real cunt when I want to be.
EDIT: I've still got a 6-pack - it's just got another half a carton sitting on top of it.
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