Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I've got a dogBut you can't come 'round and see him, because, er ... he's a bit ill at the moment, you see. So, er ... he's not really in the mood for being with people, er ...
But I do have a dog. Definitely. Definitely definitely. A dog. Yes. That's right - I'm a dog owner.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:48,
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