Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Seriously - I do have a dog.Honest.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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I was standing in yourgarden most of last night, and I definitiely hear meowing noises.
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No, that was wimpering.He's unwell at the moment. That's why you can't come and see him.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:13,
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Yeah, and I noticedwhen I was rummaging around your kitchen cupboards, your 'dog' likes Whiskas supermeat, right?
Sure, it all makes perfect sense. Is his name tiddles, by any chance?
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Erm ... no.It's Tyson. Yeah. Like the boxer, see. 'Cos he's well hard. And a dog. Definitely a dog. I have a dog.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:26,
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Yes,you've had him since he was a kitten.
This can't go on forever.
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I bloody do have a dog! I bloody do!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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