
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Which DOESN'T come from 'Marie malade' becuase Queen Marie of Spain liked to eat it when she was sick...
...well, I'm fairly certain it doesn't. I'm sure I remember hearing this on QI once.
Just one of those odd coincidences that make life so much fun.
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:09, 2 replies)

comes from the old english verb 'to marmelise' meaning to smash or beat up, e.g. 'If I catch you playing in my garden again I'll marmelise you, you pesky little kid' (The Beano, August 1963)
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:34, closed)

Except I didn't make that up on usenet in the mid-nineties.
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:25, closed)
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