Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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reminds meI fancied 2 girls in the office.
One day I went out and bought an icecream for one of them, but when I got back, she wasn't there.
So I took it across the hallway and gave it to the other one. She was a bit suspcious, as she'd seen me coming out of the other girls office, and the ice cream was a bit melted.
'No, of course not. I bought it for you'.
That was 13 years ago, and I married no.2. Sometimes she asks me whether I really did buy it for her. *sigh* Of course I did . . .
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:05, 1 reply)
*sends to Mrs UFM*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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Look, if I admit your catis a dog, will you hold fire for a few days?
Give me time to get my affairs in order and all that.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:45, closed)
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