
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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You're tucked up tight in your sleeping bag after an exhausting days ascent. It's below zero and pitch dark outside. You hear a muffled faint "rrrrrrip!".
You're actually relieved when you find it's your buddy eking out a crafty ripe eggy rotter that smells of the apolcapyse.
( , Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)
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