Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I don't actually have a dog.I just like to pretend I do.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:14,
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Does that mean it was actually AB who shat in my garden?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:16,
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No.That was my dog.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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Was that because your pretend friends all rejected you?(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:21, closed)
Are you pretending to pretend not to have a dogso that the dog that you don't not have will not not have shat in Scarpe's garden and you won't have to pretend it isn't otherwise?
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.Yeti., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:35,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:37,
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OK, as we'reclearing the air, I didn't actually see you buying catfood at the supermarket.
I notice you bought own brand kitchen rolls though. False economy. I almost stepped out from behind the pillar to help you out.
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What the fuck have I been walking all this week then?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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Erm ... Ah ...
*twiddles fingers*
Hmm.
Oh.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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