Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My mumexcelled at lying.
If you picked your nose, she said your head would cave in.
If you pulled a face, she said the wind would change and your face would stick that way.
She also used to lie about the rules in Trivial Pursuit, Blackjack and Monopoly, yet she would still lose at all three.
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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 15:09,
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