Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Santa?Another one...
One Christmas Eve when I was quite young, my dad was drunk and therefore stumbling about when putting presents in my room, and woke me up. I was very worried about the existence of Santa, and questioned my mum about this in the morning. She told me that Santa was really busy that year, so he left the presents at the bottom of the chimney and asked my dad to put them in my room...
Bless her.
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