Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Going back to this whole making faces, wind changing thingThere was a really weird looking kid in my class at infant school and my mum told me that he'd got like that because he'd made a face and the wind had changed. This kid was freaky - bug eyes, sloping forehead etc. No symmetry whatsoever.
Some years later I found out that this kid had actually fallen out of a moving vehicle and now had steel plates in his head.
Thanks mum.
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