Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My entire familymanaged to convince me from the age of 3 (up until I was about 14) that thunder was caused by the spirits of dead footballers accidentally kicking the ball into the goalposts up in heaven.
I also caught my brother watching a porn film when I was about 8, and it was just at the "money shot". He quickly turned over and said that he was watching an educational film about how women milk cows.
The school visit to the working farm a year or so later proved very interesting...
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GazChap, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 18:28,
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