Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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my mum once told me...that babies were made by a boy giving a girl his "seed".
I promptly asked "can i give you my seed mummy?"
I think i was the only one who didn't realise the sexual implecations of this.
Luckily my dad helped out when I asked him at another date by putting a pervy smirk on his face and making a "finger in thumb+finger hole" kinda movement... ah.. memories..
Oh yeah! Another one! My bro told me that if I walk under a bridge while a train goes over, I'll be transported to another dimension... Cunt..
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 19:32,
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