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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My evil devil of a sister
is three years older than me. She educated me in all sorts of important ways. When i was four she told me that instead of a willy, a girl has a pajina, but they call the "PJ's".
When i was six i was told that baddies lived in the trees outside our house and would eat me if i walked near them.
When i was seven, she convinced me that when we had gotten rid of out cats when i was four (we moved house) instead of giving them to our next door neighbor, we had eaten them for dinner.
These are the cats she told me realy loved having thier tails pulled.
And now i'm seventeen, she's twenty, and she's trying to tell me she's not a lesbian. Well why should i start believeing her now?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 22:37, closed)

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