Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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more lies'Mummy, why is Daddy lying in the hallway?'
'Because he's very tired'..
Not because he'd been out all day on a massive bender and the village drunk had to bring him home!
I managed to convince my girlfriend that Mondeo (as in Ford Mondeo) was mexican for Monday, that they were changing the side of the road vehicles drive on in Ireland, starting with the lorries first, that Jarvis Cockers father is Joe Cocker and that its illegal to drive a tractor on Sundays in Nottinghamshire unless you have a licence from the Mayor of Nottingham.I have a lot of time on my hands and a gullible girlfriend! .... I also told an ex that I'd love and be with her forever and that no i wasn't cheating on her...but thats another story!
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