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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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This one's kind of the other way around... A while back my mum said that I could get fined up to £500 if I let the dog shit on the pavement. I *thought* she was lying... I've since found out she wasn't (apart from the fact that it's about £1000 instead...). Still technically a 'minor' I got let off...
(richietheg my dad buries dead people. he's an undertaker., Fri 16 Jan 2004, 9:47, Reply)

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