Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My brother said a condom was a fury animal....that a man chased around and killed and put on a womans tits when he wanted to snog her - fcuking liar!
I was 6 and wanted to know what it was as his friend Richard Lemon had told the joke - 'How do you know when elephants have been doing it in your garden? A dustbin liner's gone for a condom! - and I didn't get it although they thought it was very funny.
My Dad didn't when I told him, in fact I don't think Richard Lemon came round after that...
Ooh - and guess what, my parents told me that when the ice-cream van played music it had run out.
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