Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My parents never told me any porkies of noteBut once a friend came to stay the night. The next morning was a saturday, so I jumped out of bed to watch the cartoons and Timmy Mallet. He asked me what I was doing, so I said I was going to watch TV, and he said "but there is no TV in the mornings".
So I proved him wrong, and demonstrated his parents were fibbing. They must have got a seriously bad time when he got home.
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